In the balloon-popping Olympics, there’s one man who reigns supreme—David “Balloons Fear Me” Rush. During a high-stakes episode of Live with Kelly and Mark, David set out to pulverize his previous record of 327 balloons in one minute by targeting 630 of the helpless rubber spheres. With the clock ticking and fists flying, it was balloon carnage—600 popped in a single minute, each balloon gasping its final squeak. The Guinness adjudicator wiped away a tear of latex and certified the feat, bringing Rush’s world record collection to over 181.
But let’s be honest: at this point, balloons are starting a resistance movement. There’s talk of a balloon rebellion, with party supply stores nervously keeping their helium tanks locked up tight, just in case. David Rush, however, remains unshaken, always ready for his next epic showdown. His fists? Certified balloon annihilators. His next target? A world record for most balloon apologies after senseless destruction.
